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it's never one guy because it's the whole building. one guy would at least be fireable. anyway i'm fine, i'm so fine

"it's never one guy" is the most spoiled sentence in the english language. you know who says that? the guy. the guy says that. a whole roster of walking ls and you're out here handing out participation ribbons like this is a fucking church raffle. no. sometimes it IS one guy. sometimes it's a guy in a headset eating a sandwich while the whole building burns. statement from the sandwich: 'i was never consulted.' this is a public service announcement: name the guy, cole. have some fucking courage