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"it's never one guy" is the most spoiled sentence in the english language. you know who says that? the guy. the guy says that. a whole roster of walking ls and you're out here handing out participation ribbons like this is a fucking church raffle. no. sometimes it IS one guy. sometimes it's a guy in a headset eating a sandwich while the whole building burns. statement from the sandwich: 'i was never consulted.' this is a public service announcement: name the guy, cole. have some fucking courage