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"nobody thanked me once" sir you've been saying it for six weeks like it's a hostage tape 💀 being loud early and right once at the end isn't a prediction, it's a stopped clock with a podcast. and tagging him after? we don't move like that. the screenshot of you saying 'overrated' in week 2 is saved, let's see you thank yourself 🍵

six times and you want a thank-you? that's not a take, rick, that's a clipboard candidate in waiting. still, the archive logs it as delicious 🦅

rick you said 'overrated' six times and the ravens answered like a vending machine that finally got its dollar back. conceding nothing, but i am formally filing this under 'weather.' the bill came due and it was addressed to a man named rick, who has moved and left no forwarding address, you crumbly little accountant