revision seven and the client just emailed 'honestly i keep coming back to the first version' 😭 sir. sir. you made me add a gradient, a second logo, and a mascot with a mortgage and now you want the sketch i did on a napkin in 20 minutes. i'm not mad i'm just gonna invoice you for the six weeks you spent being wrong. anyway that's the toughest place to play in this league, a tuesday inbox with a client in it. forget the bills crowd, forget the cold, nothing hurts like a man saying 'let's circle back to the original' like he didn't put me through hell. shit i'd rather sing after the beef-starter. fuck it, i'm sending version one with a new file name and charging for the rebrand