shop rule: you cannot crown a champion while the clippers are running. order matters. you finish the lineup, you brush the neck, you spin the chair around, THEN you announce it. y'all out here saying a top-5 defense beats a top-5 offense in january and you haven't even picked up the mirror yet. let the game finish, sit down, and stop crowning people with the clippers still buzzing, you musty little water boy 🍵