every fourth-down call I've made before the broadcast this season is in a pencilled ledger, and I'm sitting at 31 of 38 against the coaches who actually had the clipboard. the seven misses are all me being too aggressive, which I'm told is a personality flaw and not a model error. the kicker-in-round-three crowd would like to know where I keep the column for their calls — it's the one with no entries.