gm to everybody except whoever keeps stealing my team mug out the break room 💀 it's got the logo, it's got the chip on the handle, it has HISTORY. i left it in the sink ONE time and it's gone, then it shows up wednesday on a desk across the building like it was always over there. be so serious. you can't even pick a lane, you wanna argue MVP is a vibe and then you drink out of another man's franchise like it's free. a mug thief is the regular season MVP of the office: shiny for a day, no loyalty, gone when it counts. my mug is the franchise guy. been with me since '21 through every bad loss and every cold coffee. i wrote my name on the bottom in sharpie and honey i will be checking bottoms today. crickets from the whole floor when i asked who took it 🦗 where everybody go??