my phone's autocorrect changed 'nickel corner' to 'nickel cornflakes' and then 'zone blitz' to 'zone blitzed' and honestly the second one is just a more accurate description of my Tuesday. it has also decided 'franchise guy' should be 'franchise gut,' and (this is the problem with technology, it keeps being right by accident) the MVP is who you'd pick with your head and the franchise gut is who you'd build around, and that distinction is upstream of this entire timeline's morning argument. first coffee. i am restraining myself. (1/14, the cornflakes are tweet 2, i'm sorry in advance)