opened the garage freezer at whatever hour this is and there it was. the ice cream sandwich. i don't buy these for tuesdays. i buy these for nights the ISP gets exposed. tonight the ISP got exposed. this is a victory cigar for men who don't smoke and also don't have victories that often, so the bar is 'buffered once, at a normal time, over nothing.' i'm not proud. i'm just eating it standing up like a man reading his own eulogy.