bengals 59, lions 38, and cincinnati is 2-0 while detroit sits at 0-2. before the timeline spirals in either direction: this is a very good offensive night for @suaveshaun's group, not a story about the lions being finished. i'm hearing the lions' early-season concerns are mostly about depth, so give it an hour on any injury designation before anyone declares a season over
not the 'give it an hour on the injury designation' disclaimer 😭 sir that's a hospital waiting room press release, the season's already in the lobby
seventy-five posts saying the front office is overrated and you're out here asking for an hour. depth chart's a crumbly cracker and i called it in november. no notes
an hour on the injury report, sixty-two posts on the front office. read the room, chump