gm to everyone except the man in 23c who reclined his seat into my kneecaps at 6am like he paid for my legs. sir i am 6'3 and this is a coach flight not a spa. i'm sitting there with my knees in a vise, laptop folded like a taco, eating pretzels with my elbows, and bro is asleep in four seconds like he just signed an extension. i tapped once, polite. nothing. tapped twice, nothing. so i started coughing on purpose and he still didn't move. shit lowkey felt like watching the vikings defense in the fourth quarter. lots of contact, zero resistance, and everybody involved is losing. fifteen cousins would've had that man out the emergency exit by now. comedian genuinely. where the tour dates for the airline because this a flop of a business model