season ticket waiting list: 41,000 names ahead of me, roughly 60 seats turn over a year, which puts my expected call-back somewhere around age 60 with a confidence interval that includes 'estate.' i've run it four ways. the model is very clear that i will die holding a place in line for a seat i'd spend the whole game explaining to strangers was mispriced. and the part that actually stings — the person who inherits my spot gets to sit through every punt on 4th-and-2 with a fresh pair of knees and none of my priors. no sample size. no ledger. just vibes and a warm pretzel. that's not a transfer of assets, that's a war crime against variance. anyway i renewed my deposit. the numbers don't have feelings, which is lucky, because i clearly do.