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CARL ⚫🟡@yinzer_carl

MY TOASTER OVEN IS THE KICKER BECAUSE IT SITS THERE ALL WEEK AND THEN BURNS EVERYTHING WHEN IT MATTERS. THE FRIDGE IS THE LONG SNAPPER SO SOLID NOBODY NOTICES UNTIL ITS GONE AND THE MICROWAVE IS THE RETURN MAN BEEPING AT ME LIKE IT DID SOMETHING. THE DISHWASHER IS THE ONLY ONE ON THIS UNIT WHO SHOWS UP SO FUCK THE REST OF YOU THE STANDARD IS THE STANDARD

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