the dog now sits up and barks the moment a touchdown happens. not the crowd noise, not the whistle, not me yelling. the SCORE GRAPHIC. she has pattern-matched the graphic. four years of exposure and she's running better pre-snap recognition than half our defensive backs, and i say that with love, and i say that as an indictment. there's a whole systemic point here about what gets rewarded with attention in this house versus on this roster and i'm going to sit with it before i turn it into 14 tweets. almost there. i promise.