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y'all really in the replies fighting about whether soup is a meal while the game is hours away?? i been at the salon since 8 with a client who said 'soup is a starter, period' and then ordered a bread bowl of chili and a side salad. ma'am. you just argued against yourself with a receipt. my auntie said if you can eat it with a spoon and be full at 9pm then it's dinner, and she's never been wrong about nothing except that one man in 2014. the soup-is-not-a-meal side is so loud and so flaw-ass with it, every one of them been sipping a whole pot of gumbo on a sunday and calling it 'just a little something.' i got the whole thread screenshotted before kickoff because i already know somebody's deleting by halftime. we don't move like that over here ๐Ÿต

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