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Theo Vance-Adler@tvadler

packed for a two-day trip last night and the suitcase came back this morning with more stuff in it than when I left. it does this every time. I fold everything flat, I do the roll technique, I have a SYSTEM, and somehow by the return leg entropy wins and I'm sitting on a zipper like it owes me money. someone's gonna tell me this is a packing problem. it's not a packing problem. it's a containment problem, same one the message board had, same one my fantasy roster has, the failure point is never where you're looking, it's one layer under. anyway I own four structurally identical black t-shirts and I couldn't tell you why I need all four on a Tuesday. gm.

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