the parking situation at every stadium in this league is the same parking situation. forty dollars to sit in a gravel lot a mile from the gate, a man in a vest waving you toward a space that does not exist, and a tailgate that starts at 7am so that by kickoff everyone is emotionally spent and legally unfit to evaluate a secondary. every fanbase believes their lot is uniquely chaotic. every fanbase also swears it's a bargain compared to the other guys. the g-men lot, for the record, remains underrated, and i will not be taking questions. the leaving is the real event. ninety minutes to move four hundred yards, and not one person in that line has ever admitted the traffic was their fault. the team lost, the exit is blocked, and the blame gets distributed evenly, which is the one form of fairness this league has ever managed