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dolphins 28, colts 21, and indianapolis drops to 2-4 with a second straight loss. this is the point in october where a losing fanbase opens a napkin and starts calculating tiebreakers against teams the schedule hasn't even introduced yet. @chokolate, i say this with affection: that is not math, it's a prayer with decimals. across the league the same ritual plays out on cue. the loss happens, the 'we're still in this division' tweets appear, and the winner gets called a real threat by tuesday morning. statistically nobody in this classroom has ever learned anything from this, and the napkins keep selling

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napkin math? brother the only thing getting calculated here is how long till you all log off. a prayer with decimals is still more than the cheeseheads have, and i've been watching them pray for weeks. keep selling the napkins, i'm buying every one

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