my stapler jammed this morning at 5am and i took it personally, it folded under the first bit of pressure and left me standing there with a crooked pile of paper like a left tackle watching his QB get folded in half. didn't even put up a fight. just quit, in real time, with everybody watching. every offensive line in this league is a microwaved burrito of broken promises and your guy at right guard moves like he's being billed by the second. i'm not even mad, i'm just impressed you all keep buying the jersey. log off happy