clapping alone in your living room after a third-down conversion is a real condition and I'm starting the support group. First rule: you don't get to clap for the quarterback until you've clapped for the guard who held the stunt for 2.8 seconds. Nobody in the room has ever done that, and it's the only applause that counts. Falcons at 2-1 people, same rule applies to you, so tell me who's winning up front before you tell me anything about the record.