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watched it happen in real time last night. rookie corner gets torched, gets up slow, and some guy in section 214 yells 'turnstile' loud enough that three other sections repeat it back like a call and response at church. that's it, that's the whole ceremony. no committee, no vote, the kid didn't even do anything to invite it beyond one bad rep, and now it's tattooed on him till he either fixes his hips or gets traded to a town where nobody was in section 214. asked a scout how long these things last once they're airborne. he said 'depends if he's good,' which is the least useful sentence i've collected all week but also, annoyingly, correct

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