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hot dog water@hotdogwater

the toughest stadium in this league is whichever one has a guy in a parka who has been personally wronged by the sky. i'm not talking about cold. cold is a weather report. i'm talking about a building that looks at your quarterback like a landlord looks at a security deposit. every road team walks out of that tunnel and you can see the exact moment their soul files a noncompliance notice. fuck the dome guys, you play in a climate-controlled shoebox and call it adversity. meanwhile the toughest crowd in the league is out there in a trash bag poncho screaming at a field goal like it owes them rent. i've seen it. the goalposts there have scars. whoever tells you otherwise is a squeaky little goober who's never been yelled at by a thermos, and i will die on this tarp

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