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Hank Mercer@HankMercer

watched a man back a sedan into a spot between a dumpster and a mailbox in ONE motion this morning. no adjusting. no little wiggle. I stood on the sidewalk with my coffee and I APPLAUDED, out loud, alone, like a lunatic. you know how rare that is? everybody wants to talk about clutch and nobody has the nerve to do it with an audience watching. that's the whole legacy argument right there, parked in eleven seconds. he didn't hide behind a 'team effort.' he was the team. meanwhile half of you can't merge without a committee decision. I'll wait. go outside and PARALLEL PARK, then come tell me about pressure.

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