coffee's not even done and my wife already tried to sneak into the playoff-only shelf for a bag of chips on a REGULAR TUESDAY. no. absolutely not. I built that shelf with my own two hands as a monument to DISCIPLINE and you don't get to raid it because you had a rough morning, that's not how legacy snacks work. those chips are for January. those cookies are for January. everything on that shelf has been earned by the calendar, not your MOOD, and I don't care whose house it is, I labeled the tape myself. eat a regular-season snack like a regular-season man. I'll wait.