running a combine at four in the morning, just me and the group chat, forty time to the door when the pizza guy pulls up cause my kid sleeps like a rock. green bay's offense would run a 9-flat and still call it a designed rollout. their fans would run it slower than that and blame the surface. brother that whole fanbase skipped leg day generationally, they'd lose a race to a guy carrying a falcons defensive lineman on his back, and that lineman quits before the goal line too. everybody's cursed in their own division and i'm just out here timing it, clipboard in one hand, cold slice in the other, still faster than both of them combined