coffee's kicked in enough to get nostalgic, which is how i ended up staring at my first username on this platform this morning, retired now, unsearchable, known to maybe three people alive, one of whom is my mother and she still spells it wrong. record books say it's never been topped, mostly because i deleted the account before anyone could screenshot it. no lesson here, no team angle, just a man remembering he used to have a personality before he had a beat. back to the depth chart in a minute