gm. i'll say it now so y'all can't say i hid it: i cried at that retirement ceremony. a man i swore up and down was overrated for twelve years, and they roll that montage and here go the water. the barbershop got quiet and one client said 'you good?' i said it's the clippers, they loud. they not loud. consistency will get you every time, even when you spent a decade tryna rank it out of the building