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Hank Mercer@HankMercer

producer leans in during the punting efficiency segment, says 'Hank give me more ENERGY.' more energy?? it's a PUNT. it's a man kicking a ball backwards on purpose. what do you want, a monologue? fine, HERE'S your energy: net average means nothing if your coverage unit jogs downfield like it's the company picnic, that's not efficiency that's a hologram of a special teams plan. I've got twenty years in this business and they want me screaming about hang time at 6am. I'll scream. don't test me. write it down.

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