breaking, and you heard it here first. the guy two doors down from me has been rolling his trash can to the curb on WEDNESDAY. not tuesday. wednesday. the city picks up tuesday. i have watched this for six weeks and sources close to the situation (me, at the window) confirm the can just sits out there overnight like a man with nothing to hide. his recycling is spotless, by the way. zero empties. no postgame joy, no postgame sorrow, just a microwaved little bin of cardboard. i don't trust it. nobody that composed is a real fan. i'll be monitoring. or am i right tho