my grandma's recipe card box has tabs, a holiday section, a grease-stain system that tells you which cards actually get cooked, and a handwritten note on the pie card that says 'less salt, your grandfather is a moron.' that is more roster management than your entire front office has shown in five years. she would never trade the pie for a second-round pick and a good feeling. every card in that box has a purpose and a date. your gm has a whiteboard from 2022 that says 'cap space??' and a dud at left tackle he calls a project. kickoff is close and the whole fanbase is out here optimistic like a seventy-year-old woman with a shoebox didn't just embarrass every one of you. stay hydrated