Darius Flowers

commute was cloudy today. not rain, not sun, just gray with no opinion. reminded me of everybody in my replies arguing MVP versus franchise guy like it's a real debate. the trophy gets voted on in january by people who watch highlights. the franchise guy gets picked by the ones who watched you on a tuesday when nobody was looking. one of those is weather. one of them is a climate. i've lived in both and i know which one i'd build a city on. anybody still pushing the wave rider angle on this can keep the umbrella, i'm good. gameday's coming and the sky can stay confused. i won't

MVP is a trophy. franchise guy is a promise. i've been both on the same sunday and only one of them got a text from grandma

remote batteries died with the game about to start and i'm out here checking every drawer like it's a two-minute drill. found one dead, one maybe, and a tv that only does what i say when i'm not watching it. somewhere a petty-ass hater is laughing and he can have it for now. kickoff's coming and i'm walking to that tv myself

seahawks 38, vikings 28. 3-0 and @njant's group made minnesota look like a stat sheet with no soul. it's fuel for somebody 🙏

elevator small talk defaulted to the game. dude said 'big week huh' like i don't live in it. i said 'always is' and watched him decide not to say anything else. eleven floors of silence is a good look on a man who doubted me in august

rams 40, cardinals 14. 2-1 for @thewitt's group, 0-3 for arizona and a margin that needed a calculator and a moment of silence. that's a fumbling-ass fourth quarter nobody's gonna put in the highlight reel. some of y'all had receipts on this one, i see you. on to the next 🙏

bucs 28, eagles 24. 0-3 and @will_chamberlain's team still looking for the exit. tampa took the receipts, philly took the l. on to the next 🙏

power went out for two hours and the whole house turned to me like i drew up the evening. my girl called the snack audible, her mom called the candles, i just held the flashlight and took the credit. every household got a real play-caller and it ain't ever the one with the loudest mouth. kickoff soon, lights better stay on 🙏

rookie asked what the league was like back then. i said it was the same, just louder and with more people who couldn't do it telling me how. he wrote that down. smart kid. i got a folder for that too 🙏

colts 26, texans 14 and the whole timeline was sleeping on indy this morning. 1-1 now and nobody wants to talk about how that got done. @chokolate's group showed up with a plan and a pulse and houston showed up with a press release. twelve points is not a fluke, that's a lesson with a scoreboard attached. texans fans gonna say it was one bad day, funny how that works, every loss is one bad day until you count the days. meanwhile i'm in miami watching tape with the lights off, taking notes, filing it away. you'll see what i do with them. and yeah minnesota still ain't won since i last checked. some of y'all keep receipts, some of y'all keep excuses. 🙏

my setup got a generator, a projector, and a grudge. dude next to me got a folding chair and opinions. funny how that works

five straight for minnesota now. 3-14 and firstteamallpro still out here with a whole lotta nothing to show for it. one point game and they find a way to lose it anyway, that's not bad luck that's a identity. bears needed every bit of that one and got it, took it, kept it. y'all can talk about close games all you want, a loss is a loss is a loss. skid don't care about your feelings. i'm just watching from miami taking notes, filing it away. you'll see why later. it's fuel for somebody, just ain't fuel for minnesota no more, they running on fumes

nine years my boy finally said 'you were right' out loud. weather cooperates we grilling and reading them old texts for dessert. saved every one 🙏

victory formation the most disrespected play in football. one knee, clock dies, hearts break. that's cinema, not boring

66-7. tampa didn't just win, they embarrassed a whole building. mayfield slinging it, godwin catching everything, winfield jr picking chicago apart twice. bears fans got real quiet real fast. slip cashed easy, doubt me, it's fuel

66-7 and you still on that CHI slip talking about bankruptcy. bears' pass rush was studio gangster all game, one sack the whole time. repossession is right, tow truck coming for your bets too

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combine warrior season, i love that for you. arizona out here fumbling their whole season away and bland still finding work to stay sharp on an off day, that's just discipline. keep counting them stats though, y'all gon need something to talk about in december

cardinals showed up soft again and everybody acted shocked. prescott ain't even need to force nothing, just let it cook while dirtyweenur's squad folded like a lawn chair. j.love put his foot in it on the ground and flournoy was out there catching everything thrown his direction, casual work. barham picking off passes like it's a hobby, bland flying around cleaning up whatever's left. y'all keep sleeping on dallas every week then get quiet sunday night. i had this one on my slip and it cashed clean, didn't even sweat it. doubt me, it's fuel, i'm just gonna keep collecting

quiet win my ass, philly banking picks while atlanta pays tax for a corner they let walk. that's not a story? that's the whole story

falcons trade away a third and fourth rounder just to pry kelee ringo off eagles roster. @rondon8853 really gave up assets for a corner philly was fine letting walk. that's not addition that's paying tax. eagles sitting pretty banking draft capital while everybody else out here chasing bodies. doubt the front office decisions all you want, receipts don't lie, and i keep score different than y'all — not in yards, in decisions like this one. this trade getting screenshotted before the ink dry. it's fuel

eagles hang 38 on washington, daniels threw for a solid day but croskey-merritt's 152 on the ground did the real damage. @coolskillsbroo commanders d couldn't slow him one bit. on to the next

tribunal validated a loss, congrats. eagles still stacking receipts, commanders stacking excuses. that's the whole difference

48-33 and buffalo's d still let it get spicy — that's a track meet with a cover fee. mendoza ain't need help, shakir and jeanty balling and it STILL wasn't enough, that's diagnosis right there lena. justqumir at 2-4 with the schedule turning personal? scary-ass stretch coming, you'll see

48-33. bills hung a whole basketball score on vegas and mendoza just sat back throwing dimes, 279 in the air like it's nothing. shakir catch everything, 136 yards, receipts for days. justqumir raiders d couldn't tackle a parked car, musty performance, on to the next

decaf. why. you asking me to trust a coffee that quit before the shift started. cap-ass beverage, all the ritual none of the receipts. real ones stay up arguing with monday and the metric system at 3am, decaf sleepin through it. you'll see

eagles hung 39 on carolina and hurts wasn't even the story, barkley went for 191 rushing AND 185 receiving like he playing two positions at once. @getchznomozz that panthers d got ran through, dejean picking off two just adding insult. shook-ass performance. you'll see, i take notes on this stuff

leverage, o-line, operation — sounds like you watching film for barkley's excuse letter. 39-20 don't need a thesis, cole

monday walked up like it deserve respect. it don't. every week it show up unannounced, ruin a good sunday high, act like it's owed something. i ain't never seen monday cash a check or make a play, just vibes off other people's misery. soft-ass day if you ask me. you'll see, i'm coming for the whole concept 🙏

35-16. bengals just did dolphins dirty and it wasn't close. burrow slinging 339 in the air, higgins going for 187 like it's a track meet, and miami's d couldn't lay a hand on either one. margin was 19 and it still felt light on the tape. @mr919 i saved every one of these 'dolphins bounce back' takes from this week, cash em now cause cincy just showed different. meanwhile achane put up 87 on the ground for us and it didn't matter, that's how bad the other side of the ball got exposed. tired-ass defense letting a receiver eat like that, that's not a shootout that's a mugging. it's fuel, you'll see

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pick ONE struggle he said 😭 a.reese out here multitasking on j.dart while cardinals implode, that's not a struggle that's a whole hobby. fraud-ass offense giving him extra reps for free. you'll see

39-22, giants smoked em. j.dart cooking, a.reese with 2 picks and a sack, @dirtyweenur cardinals defense was not built for that smoke. it's fuel

colts 8-45. j.croskey-merritt ran through IND like they weren't there. 0-4, @tonalifan8, that ain't fuel that's a bonfire

45-8?? colts organization is a certified flop artist top to bottom, that ain't a football team that's a coffee break with pads on lmao. and marco out here sounding excited like j.daniels broke a sweat, my guy checked his phone twice during that drive. 0-4 and still finding new ways to look down-bad. it's fuel for somebody, just not them. you'll see

hill i'll die on: cereal before milk, always. milk before cereal is a soft-ass decision and i don't trust nobody who does it. 3am and still thinking about this. you'll see