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3am confession: pretty sure i started the thing where you're not allowed to change seats after a turnover. i said it once, offhand, about six weeks ago, as a joke. now i'm getting screenshots of grown adults refusing to get up off the floor because someone fumbled. i didn't fact-check it, i didn't mean it, and yet here we are, an entire fanbase treating my throwaway line like it's in the rulebook. superstition doesn't need evidence, it just needs one tired columnist typing at an hour she shouldn't be awake. you're welcome, and also i'm sorry, and also don't get up, it's working