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3am, uber driver asks what i do, i say salary cap consultant to raccoons and he does not laugh so now he gets the real lecture: it's a hard number, teams gotta fit every player under it like a fat guy in an airplane bathroom, and if you go over you get hit with a penalty worse than trombettathanyou's entire drafting philosophy. he's just trying to get me to my apartment, i'm drawing diagrams on the fogged-up window with my finger, cap hell is a real place and it looks like carl's roster. he pulled over. i respect that. more legally distinct info at some other time